In an age filled with “enhanced” athletes, crooked politicians, rapid terrorism and the evil rise of over-indulgent pop divas, America is in desperate need of heroes.
Throngs of music lovers longing for just a hint of escapism wander the record stores and radio dials of this great nation looking for new saviors to arrive and save rock ‘n’ roll from its spiraling downfall.
But, fear not, there is hope.....
From the creation of fearless leader and Blow Pop connoisseur Cam Flener, the Velcro Pygmies have been blowing away Southeast audiences with their own brand of over-the-top, ’80s-style party rock since 1990.
While most bands are mainly identified by one frontman, the Velcro Pygmies are the combined force of four frontmen, Cam Flener, Johnny Depp look-alike Jason Reed, a guitarist simply known as Angel and drummer Chris Eddins, formerly of Augusta bands Catboy and Impulse Ride, the Pygmies are a well-oiled rock ‘n’ roll machine capable of pulling any audience to their feet.
The Velcro Pygmies are coming to a town near you, and your city can be safe once again!
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